Don’t let the title offend/confuse you.
It was too
long to write:
“The One Where Kids Remind Me Of Moody Pregnant Women Who Are
Emotional And All Over The Place/PMSing Women Who Are Irritable, Moody, In
Pain, and Make Strange Decisions”.
As y’all know I work for the little ones, and so I
get to stare at them (not in a creepy way) all day, comparing them to different
people, situations and movies in my life, and life in general.
Tonight being another insomniac night (is that a
trait of all bloggers?)(P.S. I started writing this post at night..)... Plus also experiencing some of the female problems I
spoke about in this blogpost, I’m
highly emotional, irrational and confused.
1)
Always hungry-My lil tots EAT and
EAT and EAT! Especially junk. It’s unnerving. Except I eat, and eat and
EAT..especially junk
2)
Not hungry-Then I go on a crazy
diet because I’ve tipped the scale a bit. For lemons and cayenne pepper and sea
salt diets. It’s cray cray. And the number of lil ones I have to force to eat
simply so they can SURVIVE!
3)
Eat anything-yeah. I’ve retrieved
stones, sand, paper clips, pins, chalk, leaves, dirt and plenty more from the
lil tots mouths (shh don’t tell the parents). Have you seen what pregnant women
eat though? Did you know stones come in a bag at the supermarket? TRAUMA!
4)
Cry for nothing-I’ve had kids
crying simply because they saw me looking at them, hence why I struggle with
eye contact to date-don’t want people crying by just staring at me.
Now have you seen females crying because
of..well..that lil gnome…
5)
Laugh for nothing
6)
Sleep anytime, anywhere
bet they'd even sleep through this..
7)
Refuse to sleep when they need to..
8)
Sometimes need to be carried
ESPECIALLY because they are asleep
9)
All over the place
10) Make
strange decisions
See
the resemblance???!!?
P.S. I think expectant women are gorgeous :))
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