This blog post was created
while I was supposed to be working out. You see even I have fitness goals.
So I went to the gym the
other day, and noticed a few characters that cut across the gym board. First one:
- Go Too Hard Guy.We know this guy. Definition of commitment. He forgets he’s in the gym with other humans and shouts, spits, screams, yells and jeers for the guys in the streets to hear.
- Hottie That Makes Workouts Look Easy. We never know why she's in the gym, with her perf hair and butt-iful face.
Then again, it’s because
she’s in the gym and not blogging about being in the gym:/.
- Grandpa.
We
all worry if this will be his last gym session.
- Grandpa Who's Fitter Than You.
We have reason to believe
he was the Go Too Hard Guy in his youth.
- The Buff-Guy.
We’re
not sure how he got that buff because all he does is walk around wiping sweat off
his brow, drink water, flex, brag about his in and outta gym conquests, then maybe do some skips.
- Girl Who Lifts-and is so chill about her strength and fitness. Go Too Hard Guy tries to train her. Buff Guy is intimidated by her.
- Girl Who Is Lifted.
All
the gym folk are sooo eager to help her,because she's cute and helpable.
- Mr. Sweatpants And Not Just On His Pants
- Indecent exposure.
Often
Grandpa! Sometimes Buff-Guy. All times disgusting. Always keep it under wraps!
- Me. Just minding my own business, going hard, doing what I gotta do, working at my goals…
Except
I'm in the restaurant, eating cake. Who wants some. It's carrot cake so technically...
P.S. Thanks Internet for lending me pictures I just googled and didn't bother checking where they're from. Always appreciate you!
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