Sunday, April 20, 2014

The One Where 'When Life Gives You Lemons', You Realize Lemons Are Really Tasty, Especially In The Hot Lemon And Ginger Drink From Java



As you read this, hum Amy Winehouse'-Rehab. Or play it on the Harmonica. Or whatever rows your boat<<Actually maybe just play the song on a harmonica on a boat.



So I promised (nobody really) that I’d do this post just to say why I’m greatful for my 20-awesomth birthday this year (which was like a million years ago;this post was supposed to be up in March. But you didn’t know that. So too bad)(Ok I’ve seen what I’ve just done)(CRAP). Because, well, 2014 has been TERRIBLE to say the least. And that’s the least I’m saying.



But then, it has also been amazing. And that’s not the least I’ll say about that.

For friends who send silly audios. Some even grammy award winning.


For friends who understand silence, in all it's context.


For family that let you crash at theirs.


For friends that let you crash at theirs.



For strangers that let you crash at theirs O.o.



For children that tell you you’re fat, and mean it from the innocence and non-maliciousness of their hearts.


(guurrl bye. Let’s wait for the big one three to hit you)

For people that read this dumb blog. And laugh. And that laughter goes to show y’alls is as crazy as me :p
Cc Nduta,Solomon,Sheila Binti, Mwango, Whitney Wanderi, WangeShe, Wamuyu Tira, Ngibuini Mwaura,etc. Also if I’ve not put your name and you happen to get offended it’s because I’m rich and famous and rich and famous people do rich and famous things like forgetting names..


For food that makes you happy. Whatever that may be. (vegans and carnivores alike).



For loss, because you realize there’s a lot more to gain

For breathtaking views.

For books. That let you explore Paris, London, New York, Antarctica and The Alps.



For bikes. For the ability to walk after riding bikes for 16km. For the inability to sit after riding bikes. For the adrenaline that comes out of fear of being trampled on by a rogue buffalo on a bike. Not the buffalo but us.

Generally bikes? Never have time for that! Mwango and Doreen-WE ARE STRONG!! Also, we may never walk the same again :-D

For tears. Coz it’s okay to cry. If crocodiles do it..
DISCLAIMER: As if you couldn't already tell. I didn't draw this crocodile. The one I drew sorta looked like a sheep with like a long green tail and wings. A Sheecrobird!!!

and you know crocs is one of the strongest somomabishes in the jungle.

For Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Whatsapp.

For annoying family who are really REALLY all you’ve got.

For people who understand. For people who understand.

For Support.

For those who say I love you. And mean it.


For Baby Steps.



To the rest of 2014.

*raises non-alcoholic glass* *the contents inside I mean, not the glass* *are glasses even alcoholic or non alcoholic? aren't they just glasses* *Ok I know there’s like a wine glass and champagne flute...but* *ok this has gone too far now* *raises glass with non-alcoholic liquid inside?* *for those who know me you know why* *laughs awkwardly*





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