The One With Gum Pie

Today,I attempt my first attempt (something's wrong with that sentence..but let's digress(somethings wronger with that sentence but whatevz(somethings wrongest with using wronger but anywho(something...ahh puu....)))) at illustrative blogging.

Monday Morning Musings:<<EEeekk...that's something cool I learned in literature...like all those M's in one sentence,but I forgot what it's called...repetition? Reluctance? Rephrasing? Re..???

Anywho-back to my musings..


You know I've always wondered why we are discouraged from swallowing gum. Really. What's the worst that could happen??

 My first thought was to google the answer, or just ask someone, but I decided instead to conclude for myself.

My first conclusion. Gum would make all our insides stick together. That is our digestive system, our heart, lungs, kidneys, liver, bladder, appendix and other inside matters. We’d have one big gum held system, maybe known as the gumbo machine. Or something more creative than that. Then we’d have complications like heart constipation. Or bladder stones *YOWCH*

Second conclusion. The gum would get stuck to our throat. As we inhale and exhale it gets blown into a bubble, blocking off our air passageway. The only way to survive is to stop breathing. We die.

Third conclusion. The gum would get stuck to our organs, in a crazy way, causing them to not function as they should. Kinda like that kid at the back of the bus in that dexter episode, the one who got entangled in gum. Yeah. Except now it’s inside. We die.

Fourth conclusion. We hallucinate. I dunno why the thought of a  gum filled body leads me to think that hullucinations are the one way of symptom manifestation. We die.

Fifth and final conclusion (oh and there are many more) we’d realize we can survive on gum alone. Like no food no water just gum. Dieticians, chefs, restaurants, bars, icecream parlours, clothes stores, malls, dentists, gynaecologists, and even teachers (and doctors, news anchors, cab drivers, and receptionists [even vets, pet store owners, IT specialists, gardeners]) would shut down. Lose their jobs. Have no business. And because of this scientists and other clever people tell us from a young age to never swallow gum coz its bad for you but really its good for you, and they know that if they are not careful it could take over the world. We live forever…mahahahah (to further enforce my point I’m almost certain the other tree in the garden of eden was a gum tree).

Today, google first before you make your own conclusions. I, on the other hand, will be enjoying gum pie. Coz its gonna make me more awesome than I already am...

Averagely and sometimes exceptionally awesome me

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Epic Gumpie!!!

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Super Epicly Awesome and sometimes exceedingly awesome with some stars & shiny things
& a red skirt and gold hair and gold skin me...



Simplistic post I know :./. And the layout is all horrible :o. Some text cant be read :\. And it's a shame in totality :(. But you already read it & wasted a coupla micro-seconds of your time so prrbttthhhhhhh :P!!! Plus I'm simply a Kindergarten teacher,not a robotic & space neurology & plants research lecturer and nobel clever prize award winner in the International School of Smart People...so prrrbttthhh again :PP.


Second times gonna be a charm. Hopefully.