The wheels on the bus...go round..and round...and round...then they stop!: 2015

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

WHAT KINDA PERSON ARE YOU! (M-pesa Part 1)

Introducing this new thing on my blog, 'What Kinda Person Are You', where I subtweet people who annoy/ have annoyed me regarding a certain matter..oh,sorry, I meant where I fairly analyze societal trends and topics.

So,M-pesa. Ah, M-pesa! The brilliance that is Kenyan modern technology! Money right there, handy and available, in your phone. You can pay for services with it, buy goods, perform bank transactions, pay back your uncles loan when he’s all the way in Maralal without you getting your lazy butt of the seat, make poor shopping decisions on a whim because you “have some mpesa” in your phone, go to the doctor, do your hair, eat, drink, and be merry.

So we’ve all been in these situations before..

So what does your M-pesa say about you as a person though? Let’s see what what you send means when you’ve been asked for Ksh. 500/-.

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Please send me M-pesa so I can buy more bundles..net imeisha! Part 2 to be continued. Soon. I’ve not promised when. Same way I’ve not promised whether Part 2 will actually be delivered.

Friday, May 29, 2015

The One In The Gym

This blog post was created while I was supposed to be working out. You see even I have fitness goals.

But bread!:(

So I went to the gym the other day, and noticed a few characters that cut across the gym board. First one:

Go Too Hard Guy.We know this guy. Definition of commitment. He forgets he’s in the gym with other humans and shouts, spits, screams, yells and jeers for the guys in the streets to hear.

Hottie That Makes Workouts Look Easy. We never know why she's in the gym, with her perf hair and butt-iful face.

Then again, it’s because she’s in the gym and not blogging about being in the gym:/.

Grandpa.

We all worry if this will be his last gym session.

Grandpa Who's Fitter Than You.

We have reason to believe he was the Go Too Hard Guy in his youth.

The Buff-Guy.

We’re not sure how he got that buff because all he does is walk around wiping sweat off his brow, drink water, flex, brag about his in and outta gym conquests, then maybe do some skips.