The One Where 'When Life Gives You Lemons', You Realize Lemons Are Really Tasty, Especially In The Hot Lemon And Ginger Drink From Java

As you read this, hum Amy Winehouse'-Rehab. Or play it on the Harmonica. Or whatever rows your boat<<Actually maybe just play the song on a harmonica on a boat.

So I promised (nobody really) that I’d do this post just to say why I’m greatful for my 20-awesomth birthday this year (which was like a million years ago;this post was supposed to be up in March. But you didn’t know that. So too bad)(Ok I’ve seen what I’ve just done)(CRAP). Because, well, 2014 has been TERRIBLE to say the least. And that’s the least I’m saying.

But then, it has also been amazing. And that’s not the least I’ll say about that.

For friends who send silly audios. Some even grammy award winning.

For friends who understand silence, in all it's context.

For family that let you crash at theirs.

For friends that let you crash at theirs.

For strangers that let you crash at theirs O.o.

For children that tell you you’re fat, and mean it from the innocence and non-maliciousness of their hearts.

(guurrl bye. Let’s wait for the big one three to hit you)

For people that read this dumb blog. And laugh. And that laughter goes to show y’alls is as crazy as me :p

Cc Nduta,Solomon,Sheila Binti, Mwango, Whitney Wanderi, WangeShe, Wamuyu Tira, Ngibuini Mwaura,etc. Also if I’ve not put your name and you happen to get offended it’s because I’m rich and famous and rich and famous people do rich and famous things like forgetting names..

For food that makes you happy. Whatever that may be. (vegans and carnivores alike).

For loss, because you realize there’s a lot more to gain

For breathtaking views.

For books. That let you explore Paris, London, New York, Antarctica and The Alps.

For bikes. For the ability to walk after riding bikes for 16km. For the inability to sit after riding bikes. For the adrenaline that comes out of fear of being trampled on by a rogue buffalo on a bike. Not the buffalo but us.

Generally bikes? Never have time for that! Mwango and Doreen-WE ARE STRONG!! Also, we may never walk the same again :-D

For tears. Coz it’s okay to cry. If crocodiles do it..

DISCLAIMER: As if you couldn't already tell. I didn't draw this crocodile. The one I drew sorta looked like a sheep with like a long green tail and wings. A Sheecrobird!!!

and you know crocs is one of the strongest somomabishes in the jungle.

For Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Whatsapp.

For annoying family who are really REALLY all you’ve got.

For people who understand. For people who understand.

For Support.

For those who say I love you. And mean it.

For Baby Steps.

To the rest of 2014.

*raises non-alcoholic glass* *the contents inside I mean, not the glass* *are glasses even alcoholic or non alcoholic? aren't they just glasses* *Ok I know there’s like a wine glass and champagne flute...but* *ok this has gone too far now* *raises glass with non-alcoholic liquid inside?* *for those who know me you know why* *laughs awkwardly*

The One Where It's Just Emotions(also The One With My First Vid \o/)

So I'm tryna ease my blogposts in to more comic vlogposts (vlog sounds like such a dirty word. Like, "I spilled vlog all over my top" or "you shoulda seen that vlog I left in the loo today morn") and other silly more interesting vids.To make life more interesting. Unless you're content with my writing a paragraph then squiggling stuff as the illustration.

Disclaimer: The editing guy(me) didn't do too well with the final product. But budet,aye?

Disclaimer 2: Also, the sound editor/mixer(me and me)are on leave(and I don't think they're really on leave, I think they're shirking their duties. Honestly, because one of them told me, "I got a forward saying if I move from the couch and let go of the remote,Jesus will be very upset with me and so someone somewhere may choke on their coke. I don't want to be in charge of someone choking. I knew you'd understand". Luckily,the stand in sound guy(me) came through last minute so there's some sorta music.

Disclaimer 3 : Don't expect no James Cameron or Christopher Nolan.

Disclaimer 4: I doubt this will win an Oscar. YET. Heck I'd settle for a Razzie. Or even just a random dude shaking my hand and saying that my blog is the last option of blogs to read on a boring day. Yes, I'd settle for that.

Disclaimer ya last: during editing some of the pages merged into each other,coz they're friends like that. Then by then it was too late(Read:I was too lazy)to edit. So what I'll do is also post the real post after this. Deal? (y)

Anyway, hope the video works. If not GO DIE...T..yeah change your diet #HealthTipOfTheDay...ok kidding, just let me know and I'll see what can be done. You can come to my digz and watch it with me from my flashdisk :-D

Laterz Haterz<<<OMG the kid for WuZ @p has invaded my vocabulary.